Just spent 2 hours in traffic (still better than a robot transport future)

"EL_ULY" (uly)
04/13/2016 at 11:47 • Filed to: ALISSA WLAKER BAIT

Insane launch from on old ass Delta 88 (more like a Skylark) for your time :]

Some sort of box truck flipped on its side and blocked up all the lanes this morning. I got to work exactly 2 hours 10 min from when I took off. Avg. speed was 11 mph. NEW RECORD!!! * Price is Right sound effects * Still, waaaay quicker than walking, biking, and public transport according to Google by a lot lol. Plus a couple bonus things :]

Pandora decided to be extra awesome and played some good THRASH. More importantly, a lot of instrumental !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! metal.

Second, me and some dude in a ABC work truck in front of me noticed some lady in an old Jaaaaag XF bouncing in and out of the emergency lane cutting mofos off behind us. She stayed in her spot for a while before she tried to go by us. We both blocked her ass in lol. Hellz nooo you aint trying that shit by me! So that was also quite fun :]

Next, my boss told me that it’s super dead at work and not to stress ou about being late. Feeling generous, I stopped before pulling into work at this little taco trailer I like to go to and picked up everyone some breakfast tacos ( !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! tacos, none of this hipster shit. LOL Austin and LOL using flour tortillas, no mamen guey ). I’m talking extra super greasy barbacoa (the real kind made of pork, not beef), greasy chorizo and egg, some with just some thick cuts of bacon, a couple chicharones for me, and some with huevos rancheros.

Last, once I found out there wasn’t any flooding from the insane !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! , I took the !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! today which instantly makes any drive that much more fun :]

DISCUSSION (25)

Birddog > EL_ULY
04/13/2016 at 11:51

That’s a Buick Skylark.

Breakfast Tacos are the friggin best. The only good ones in my area are an hour drive though..

EL_ULY > Birddog
04/13/2016 at 11:56

Delta 88, Buick Skylark, Chevy Tahoe... same thing lol :]

An hour drive? Dude, go to the bank, as for a small business loan, open up a taco shop, make all of the moneyz!

unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > EL_ULY
04/13/2016 at 11:57

My Dad’s first land yacht was a delta 88 but black. He joked it had Cadillac’s 8-6-4 multiple variable displacement. On a good day all the cylinders ran but on sometimes below a certain rpm only 4 or 6 cylinders fired. But hey what can you complain about getting a car for a 100 bucks in the 80s.

Stapleface > EL_ULY
04/13/2016 at 11:57

I live in the northeast, the closest thing I've ever come to that is a McDonald's breakfast burrito. Now I'm sad.

DrJohannVegas > EL_ULY
04/13/2016 at 11:57

EL_ULY > Stapleface
04/13/2016 at 12:02

Kinja'd!!!

It’s your responsibility to open up a taco stand and make ALL of the moneyz!

EL_ULY > DrJohannVegas
04/13/2016 at 12:02

YES!!!!!! Exactly this :]

citizennick > EL_ULY
04/13/2016 at 12:05

Yesterday all I wanted was to be back in Houston eating fajitas.

Chariotoflove > EL_ULY
04/13/2016 at 12:16

So you turned a mammoth traffic jam commute into a fantastic day. You need a career as a motivational speaker, because more people need your outlook on life!

Also, flour tortillas are good.

Nibby > EL_ULY
04/13/2016 at 12:16

EL_ULY > Nibby
04/13/2016 at 12:20

Classic :]

EL_ULY > Chariotoflove
04/13/2016 at 12:24

They are very yummy indeed! Especially when they come right off the sarten. But, as is the international standard of Mexico DF , they are with corn tortillas :]

Mmmmm, fresh flour tortillas with a little butter

Kinja'd!!!

EL_ULY > citizennick
04/13/2016 at 12:27

MMMMMMMM!!!!!!! My personal fav place, click HERE . That little trailor sells pure magic!

citizennick > EL_ULY
04/13/2016 at 12:31

Never made it down that way much, mostly stayed in the north and went to Lupe Tortilla. No good fajitas in Nebraska ):

EL_ULY > citizennick
04/13/2016 at 12:32

Nebraska???? Duuuude, that is way too far!

citizennick > EL_ULY
04/13/2016 at 12:34

Yeah, it's home though. And it doesn't take me hours to go a few miles lol. I still make it down there often. My car is still down there so I should be coming back soon depending on my schedule. I was just there in February and had fajitas 5 times.

Wrong Wheel Drive (41%) > EL_ULY
04/13/2016 at 12:43

I welcome our robot transport overlords! So long as it is not a requirement to be shuttled by said robots and it is a choice. A choice that costs less money for those driven by robots. I will gladly pay more for the privilege to drive myself and let all of the people who do not care about driving save some money and make their lives easier. That will nearly remove traffic and accidents from being large problems anymore. Sure I recognize that eventually manual-piloting of cars will get outlawed but I believe that the transition period where both are on the road will be much better and last at least through my own lifetime.

Chariotoflove > EL_ULY
04/13/2016 at 12:45

Yum. I have not yet found anything that doesn’t taste better on a tortilla.

EL_ULY > Chariotoflove
04/13/2016 at 12:51

100% scientifix fax!

EL_ULY > Wrong Wheel Drive (41%)
04/13/2016 at 12:53

I support it if it’s:

cheap

fast

efficient

most important, roomy and individual

I don’t want to go pick up something large and valuable and transport it with a bunch of smelly ass suspicious people.

EL_ULY > citizennick
04/13/2016 at 13:04